Technology Is The Work Of The Devil (TITWOTD)

TITWOTD is a technical term which stands for Technology Is the Work Of…This Guy…

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…AKA Satan, Beelzebub, EL Diablo, The Evil One, the Underwood Deviled Ham spokesperson and master of the evil, CEO of Hell, Inc. where the violations of the terms of service agreement for Life 1.0 are atoned for…The Devil, in other words.

The Law of TITWOTD states that all technology is assumed to be the work of the devil unless proven otherwise beyond a reasonable doubt.

Here’s an example of an exception