The Following persons/locations/establishments have been declared officially Dead to Brian. Their names have been expunged from the record; they shall not be mentioned, they never happened, they don’t even exist…La la la, Brian can’t hear you. He has no recollection of them whatsoever.
To be declared Dead to Brian requires offending Brian’s sensibilities to a considerable degree. It’s not that hard to do, actually.
Dead to Brian:
The Bentonville Battleground, NC
The Mona Lisa, Paris, France
Belize, Belize (Yes, entire nations can be Dead to Brian)
Formerly Dead, Currently on Parole:
Gatlinburg, TN
(Main Image by By DrStew82 – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=60590732)