Dead to Brian

The Following persons/locations/establishments have been declared officially Dead to Brian. Their names have been expunged from the record; they shall not be mentioned, they never happened, they don’t even exist…La la la, Brian can’t hear you. He has no recollection of them whatsoever.

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Happy Brian
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Sad Brian
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One of the best ways to end up on Brian’s “Liste du Schitt” is to disturb him during lunch.

To be declared Dead to Brian requires offending Brian’s sensibilities to a considerable degree. It’s not that hard to do, actually.

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Brian Rants about Gatlinburg (again)

Dead to Brian:

Colonial Williamsburg, VA

The Bentonville Battleground, NC

The Mona Lisa, Paris, France

Belize, Belize (Yes, entire nations can be Dead to Brian)

Carnival Cruise Lines

Formerly Dead, Currently on Parole:

Gatlinburg, TN

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You’re DEAD to me!!!

 

 

(Main Image by By DrStew82 – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=60590732)